Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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