Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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