dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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