Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Pooping to opera.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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