It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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