I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
