is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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