Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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