Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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