YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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