Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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