He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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