just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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