I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
BRING THE BAGELS
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Randomize
