Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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