I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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