Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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