found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Randomize
