Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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