I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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