Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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