why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I love having hate sex.
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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