Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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