Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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