Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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