no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i wish my penis had a tongue
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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