He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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