Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
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i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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