She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My breasts were aching with rage.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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