guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
we're making bets on your personal life
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
How drunk are you?
Completed.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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