Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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