Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize