They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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