I looked at my own cervix.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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