bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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