i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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