5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
The Olympian is in my bed
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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