omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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