She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize