where am i from again
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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