they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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