So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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