im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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