Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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