We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me