your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours