it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!