Already got asked if we're dating
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.