is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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