Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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