yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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