the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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