I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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