Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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