is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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