that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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