Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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